No nut November 2019…? Get ready for this! No alcohol in October? Sure, easy! No sex in November, come again…!?
October is sober to give the liver, vital organs and the wallet a rest. You will drink in excess every day over the Christmas holidays. Can we still say Christmas? Where are the PC Police…?
No nut November 2019 (climaxing) if you’re single not dating will definitely give your wallet a well earned break. But how will all the single ladies eat at fancy restaurants and drink cocktails for free? If their male counterparts are at home finally reading that book they’ve been promising to read. Or maybe learning that new language that’s been on the list and put off for way too long…!?
Climaxing
Searching the internet on health benefits of not climaxing leads down a dark and unforgiving road of contradictory opinions!
I’ve learned you should only climax every other day, so if you got some on Monday you aren’t biologically ready until Wednesday to climax again. This is how long it takes for the male body to fully restore after ejaculation.
In psychology books they talk of a symptom where some people feel GUILTY after sex. Whilst others are flush with endorphins and a great sense of relief. Strangely enough this condition is largely female phenomenon known as PCD, post coitus tristesse (French for sadness.)
Men suffer from guilt after masturbation but has no scientific nomenclature assigned to as yet.
Possibly men feel guilty because technically they’ve just wasted a billion sperm. Just being sat there, heart thumping, sweaty, short of breath and scooping up globs of sperm out of your belly button. With a tissue that’s falling apart and sticking to you. As you try to clean up the mess as the screams from the bondage or revenge porn that still permeates the room. Lets be brutally honest, its not your most redeeming quality.
Which begs the question, why are women at odds with consensual sex but at ease with masturbation?
The Rabbit
Have you ever seen “the Rabbit” It’s about a foot long and has accessories at the front to stimulate the clit simultaneously! She spends all week with the foot long Rabbit. Then spends all weekend with you and the 4 inch wonder. Strange times we live in.
I think as adults we can skip the lecture on why alcohol is bad for you. Personally I haven’t had an alcoholic beverage since February. My circle of friends are all meatheads and gym rats who don’t drink. My now ex partner found out she was pregnant in January and as she was my drinking partner. When she stopped drinking alcohol, it was super easy for me to stop.
Sober October…
We all know the dangers of drinking and we all drink the recommended weekly allowance for alcohol in a single night! It’s one of those things you put to the back of your mind, why spoil your fun…?
Sober October should just be a fun challenge. More a test of discipline or will power!
Especially with Christmas just around the corner, it’s a smart move to give the body a well deserved rest. Think of it as half time with the Christmas season being the second half and for many of us extra time!
I’ll have a drink Christmas day and boxing day as I’ll watch box sets on Netflix with the ex and the new born baby. Although she only awakens to feed then back to sleep. A routine for everyone who’s put in a full shift at their 9-5 all year may adopt during their well deserved rest.
No Nut November 2019
No Nut November 2019 for me, isn’t something I can’t pretend will be my choice. With a new baby on the scene and an ex with whom I’m still very close to having a normal relationship. Although with someone new it’s very awkward and hard to explain.
If you’re single then No Nut November 2019 means you won’t have to delete Porn Hub or Brazzers from your browser history. Also you can use that time and energy to actually meet real women. Who doesn’t disappear when you close your laptop!
With all things, it’s all about moderation! Have sex with your partner every other day to keep that physical intimacy. Drink responsibly enough to enjoy the night, but no so much where you pay for it the next morning. Retching into the toilet bowl with only Armitage & Shanks to keep you company..
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